Text-Slap

The act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
Joe: Hey man, what's up?

Steve: We sought to extend instrument validation research for the Systematic Screening for Behavior Disorders (SSBD) (Walker & Severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. Associations between Critical Events, Adaptive Behavior, and Maladaptive Behavior indices of the SSBD were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the Achenbach Child Behavior Checklist-Teacher's Report Form (TRF) (Achenbach, 2001). Both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. Overall convergent validity of the SSBD and TRF was strong, particularly for TRF externalizing problems and associated syndromes. Results provide further support for use of the SSBD in the assessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

Joe: AAH! The hell!?

Steve: Gotcha. Text-slapped.

((Text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
by Stone the Mighty May 05, 2010
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Shit Slapping

The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
by Anthony Stewart June 19, 2006
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Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick
by Jordan Aaron Robinson December 07, 2007
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Handicap Slap

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"
Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'
by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010
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Sack slap

1) The act of rubbbing the sweat off of your own testicals and proceeding to smack the nearest individual in the face

2) when one man randomly decides to smack a mans ballsack in the middle of Lunch
'Slap'
TIM- Ahh what was that for, man?
HENRY- Dude, You just got sack slapped!
by Ballsack Stalin August 08, 2009
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spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone
After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe
by pkboicu January 25, 2012
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Bieber slap

to get beat down and embarassed in the worst way possible
France got Bieber slapped at the 2010 world cup.
by Blackmaninawhitesuit June 22, 2010
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