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rip

a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."
thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
by trilliam turdsworth December 18, 2021
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Hot Rip

When you fart but warm, runny diarrhoea comes out instead.
Derek: Becky, Beryl just did a hot rip
Becky: Oh- That’s gonna stink!
by anonymous June 14, 2023
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thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass
Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?
by DirtyHobo November 26, 2016
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RIP river effect

When your up river with no river
You'll be working with Unusable stuff, in other words, you'll have the rip river effect.
by RIP river October 24, 2020
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DVD Rip

DVD ripping is the process of copying audio or video content from a DVD onto a computer hard drive. A DVD ripper program has an encoder to compress the source media and reduce the size of the file it stores on the hard disk.
Person 1: yoo dude I got a DVD rip of the "Video Hits '86 to '96"
Person 2: i don't care
Person 1: it has Rick Astley!
Person 2: oh actually nevermind ok!!
by JD Official January 2, 2024
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spicy rip

When someone pours jalapeño sauce or juice into someone's anus and sucks or licks it out.
Let's try a spicy rip.
by Slappy tickle stick October 5, 2017
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Rip Some Dick

Verb/exclamation: To take something to the extreme or go hardcore.
Hyping up your friend to go to the gym: "let's go RIP SOME DICK!!!"
by Dikripr January 24, 2024
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