a lot of people wonder why the verb "rip" is used to describe the activity of excreting a fart out of your ass. this is a fascinating subject. based on a great deal of research, we have concluded that when "ripping a nasty," you are quite lit'rally ripping a hole in the previously fart-less space-time continuum, and injecting a stinker into the emergent vacuum: thus, you are ripping. it was believe this coined by Albert "Airturds" Einstain in 1904 in his magnum o'piss, "An die Physiker des Stinkertons."
thomas pebbles: fucking shit, dude, i fucking ripped so loud last night right at the moment i oh'jizm'd with kara.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
daniel day luiz: dude, i have done that, it sucks. so embarrassing, especially if a lil doodoo squirts out.
pebbles: yeah, was so nasty. karen didn't say anything though.
day luiz: my dad usually doesn't either but it's just how it goes.
pebbles: it felt so good though.
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DVD ripping is the process of copying audio or video content from a DVD onto a computer hard drive. A DVD ripper program has an encoder to compress the source media and reduce the size of the file it stores on the hard disk.
Person 1: yoo dude I got a DVD rip of the "Video Hits '86 to '96"
Person 2: i don't care
Person 1: it has Rick Astley!
Person 2: oh actually nevermind ok!!
Person 2: i don't care
Person 1: it has Rick Astley!
Person 2: oh actually nevermind ok!!
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