The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
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Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.
Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*
Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!
by jimmydevious January 27, 2013
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"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."
"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."
"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
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