Friend: Is, um, that your family over there?
*My family running around the shopping mall, taking and wanting everything they can see*
Me, grinning like an idiot: Yep, that's my fam!
*My family running around the shopping mall, taking and wanting everything they can see*
Me, grinning like an idiot: Yep, that's my fam!
by Anonymous Chick02 January 9, 2020
Get the Familymug. A movie about a guy that gets a glimpse of alternate lives for supposedly not appreciating the one he has.
Don Cheadle makes people go from wating to laugh to wondering where is Spider Man in about 2 seconds when the cashier won't check his ticket in The Family Man.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021
Get the The Family Manmug. My friend: Do you have a family?
Me: I do but I always got ignored.
My friend: If so then you can't call them "family".
Me: I do but I always got ignored.
My friend: If so then you can't call them "family".
by Lime Eirfan December 6, 2019
Get the Familymug. First and foremost a family. Then we are a music and art conglomeration that is worldwide. Known for taking over anything they immerse themselves in!
by J w0ke (swf) July 2, 2021
Get the Stay W0ke Familymug. A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago
Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago
Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
by HusbandAndWifeTaker March 24, 2021
Get the family wipermug. A lot like a Hatfield/McCoy divided family, a blue/gray divided family isn't meant to be functional. As much as the more pretentious family members tend to hide the lack of civility for an everything's fine facade, a blue/gray divided family doesn't work out in the long run.
There was nobody left in the Hatfield/McCoy divided family after they all decided they would be the last family member standing, or every other family member was coming with them, which might have been for the best, as nobody would miss some of them. The blue/gray divided family next door snuck in surplus ammunition.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Blue/gray divided familymug. The phenomenon where family members cannot see each other as attractive even if others outside the family do see one or more of that family as attractive.
So, your drunken college buddy says to you, yo sister lookin fine bro , and then before you swing you think to yourself wtf my sister isn’t good looking? That’s family ugly.
by PapooseSwampy September 23, 2023
Get the family uglymug.