Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

chip knapp

A person that spends their time smothering things and people (Esp. Laurens)

Oh i can tell that kid is a chip knapp because of how he smothers lauren.

by Chipk12345678910 May 26, 2016

Dropping Chips

The act of continuously belittling a person with subtle hints about their flaws. (Not necessarily true things about that person.)

1. This girl keeps dropping chips on this guy who isn't into her. She is so disrespectful!

2. These bitches be dropping chips because they are jealous.

by Kiba87637 May 20, 2016

chips and dip

Chips and Dip BDSM Cow Chips (Scat) Dip (Sheep Dip or a dunking bowl.) and now its a party

Chips and dip , chains and whips.

by Mr. PN Quinn May 25, 2016

Chip fig

A shitty YouTube "star"

"Dave I'm stoned wanna watch some chip fig videos? "
"Dude , fuck no watching chip fig videos makes me want to swan dive off buildings"

by Anomalies234 June 9, 2016

Daddy blue chip

When a man is so sexy/hot that you are willing to risk it all for him

Oh my God Jessica, Daniel is definitely Daddy Blue Chip!!! He is so sexy!!!

by DanielSun123 January 18, 2018

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018