Chicken Winged

A sales term meaning to lose a sale, due to the client hanging up the phone, just before they were meant to hand over their Direct Debit details. The sheer frustration of this event results in the sales agent slamming down the phone several times in the form of a flapping chicken. Hence, Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
The customer said it was the perfect product for him, and said he was just going to get his wallet for the direct debit details, Then he hung up.

Salesman # 2:
You just got Chicken Winged.

Salesman #1:
I just got Chicken Winged.

by Squirrel the Nut Hoarder November 22, 2015

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by Assclown May 23, 2004

funky chicken

the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it

I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.

by pizzaf January 17, 2009

Chicken fighting

Chicken Fighting is when a girl uses a mans shoulders for sexual stimulation

Molly went to the river to go Chicken Fighting with Rider

by Elizaaaaa__ June 29, 2017

chicken bake

A baguette-shaped "burrito" rolled with pizza dough consisting of chicken, mozzarella, bacon bits, caeser dressing, and parmesan cheese on top. It used to have green onion, but never returned after the recall a few years back. Usually requested by hispanics and young men trying to bulk up.

The chicken bake is an item from the Costco pizza kitchen. Also referred to as a "bake" or a chicken bacon.

"Hi. what can I get for you?"
"A chicken bake with a side of dressing."

-or-

"We need more bakes up front."

by nofriends420 May 8, 2009

Chicken Burrito

Meaning to have a boner, code-word for boner when
with girls as to not get embarassed.

I got a chicken burrito when i saw Jessica Simpson bend over.

by That Guy 1996 June 23, 2010

Chicken Syndrome

When the uterine wall that separates the anal cavity from the vaginal canal is punctured/ripped from vigorous anal sex or constipation and one begins to shit out their pussy.

Chicken Syndrome can cause many bacterial infections.

*Name comes from the fact that chickens poop and lay eggs from the same hole!

Bitch's pussy was smellin' stank when I realized she had dat Chicken Syndrome!!

or

OMG, my bf finally convinced me to let him put it in my butt and now I have Chicken Syndrome!!

by Teetzy May 2, 2011