California

State where child porn is illegal, but art or animations of it is legal.

Hey, move here to California! We got... Legal CP art? Uh...

by ControlledLust April 21, 2023

california green

A red traffic light.

"Wow, did you see that? That driver just ran a california green and almost t-boned that car."

by Metalkiss October 6, 2017

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

California Porridge

A combination of feces of 2 or more people creating a soupy porridge.

"The children created a California porridge again.Son of a bitch..."

by Word that are the truth February 3, 2020

California

California is a communist country lying on the Pacific Coast. It borders the United States and Mexican state of Baja California. With 39 million residents across an area of 163,696 square miles (423,970 km2),

I was arrested in California for saying I dislike biden!

by Downwithcommunism August 1, 2024

California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018