California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024

California

It's a smaller state than Texas but it's still a good state for entertainment, nightlife, and all of that. But be warned. It's fucking expensive

California is for rich people

by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024

California PB & J

Avocado toasts plus peanut butter and jelly on it.

My wife loves the California PB & J I make her for breakfast.

by JJtheSpartan8 December 27, 2024

california hotdog

The act of gathering every condiment in your household, lathering your penis in said condiments and raw dogging your wife.

casual sex with my wife was getting boring so we decided to mix it up and do the california hotdog!

by hotdoghamburgr January 6, 2025

California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

California Flapperjacking

When a man is about to cum during sex, he starts to violently masturbate, bending over and pointing his penis to cum in his own ass hole, the woman then licks it out.

I love California Flapperjacking

by Sussytoon July 1, 2025

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025