Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017

Tapping the bonnet

Hitting it in the rear, in the uk the trunk of the car is the bonnet. anal sex

I had the wife hung over the couch, and while i was tapping the bonnet i think i tweaked a hammy.

by T bones bartender June 19, 2011

Gas Tap

Someone who lies or says something that really couldn't possibly happen.

Teacher: And that's why x=y
Boy: No it's Z you gas tap!

2

Boy 1: I heard Sally went out with Mike on Friday
Boy 2: No she didn't, you gas tap.

by Rummy11 October 1, 2010

Tap Disco

Disco music that you are supposed to tap dance to. Common in the 1950s

I'm going to a tap disco party tonight. Anyone want to come?

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018

Tapping Elements

When a scientist walks into his lab, naked, and taps on the elements on the Periodic Table of Elements, commonly done to test how reactive they are to a farty party.

"Liam went into his lab and did some tapping elements on the tungsten, his analysis ; tungsten isn't very reactive to a farty party"

by TheElementalGuy February 8, 2025

Queens tap water

An ice cold tall boi can of Arizona tea

Just cracked open a can of the queens tap water

by Skoal Chole February 6, 2022

two tap rule

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.

Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.

by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017