when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 19, 2025
Get the a nigel suicide speed wankmug. When you make yourself depressed to the point of almost wanting to KYS, but then you bring friends around to cheer up.
"Man, Tyler's Suicide Edging again, SMH."
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
"Did you know that Sam has been Suicide Edging for three years?"
by Myocardium July 1, 2023
Get the Suicide Edgingmug. Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner
by Mahngeat December 9, 2023
Get the Suicide Cornermug. Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.
Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."
by funkmann April 10, 2025
Get the Suicide Baitmug. The cum shot during deep throating that causes you to almost choke to death.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
When someone chokes on cum and cock while deep throating and almost dies.
"My wife almost died on that suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
"I hooked up with a suicide swallower and she turned blue."
"She said she could take a load and died for the suicide swallow."
by AshLo907 April 18, 2025
Get the Suicide Swallowmug. when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.
the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.
by Kevinw05 August 22, 2022
Get the mass conspiratorial suicidemug. A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).
*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.
by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022
Get the Suicide Posemug.