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the sprite method

drinking Sprite and other similar carbonated, acidic, and sugary soft drinks (specifically sprite) can increase the production of both saliva and mucus (phlegm) in the throat.

In the context of gooning, gooners use the sprite method to increase the production of saliva and mucus to use as a lubricant for jerking off
"Bro, why did you buy three 2-liter bottles of Sprite? I thought you don't even like sprite."

"I'm planning a long session tonight and I need them for the sprite method."
by SizzlinRaisin February 8, 2026
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Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.
"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"
by ld0301 February 15, 2026
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New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?
Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Orbital Strike Cannon

verb:
To blow up a 1000x1000 block area anywhere on earth with an Orbital Strike Cannon.
Minutetech: Spoke, Orbital Strike Cannon them now!!!
Mapicc: Minute, you fucking idiot! Don't Orbital Strike Cannon the Orbital Strike Cannon!!!
by sunkissedyaoi April 20, 2025
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Dirk Strider

Dirk Strider is a character from the webcomic Homestuck, created by Andrew Hussie. He is also Bali’s boyfriend.
Dirk Strider is my favourite Homestuck character!
by mailjeevas June 2, 2025
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Pipe strike

Pipe strike is a line of defense when a woman is out of line. For the duration of the pipe strike she gets no dick.
Nancy promised me a threesome, but then pulled out at the last minute, now I’m going on pipe strike.
by Welder86 June 21, 2025
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Dave Strider

a Homestuck character.

hes like.. really awesome, okay?..
"Dave Strider has to be one of the best Homestuck characters out there."
by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
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