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Simp by The real dictionary 134 April 15, 2020
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A toxic term typically meaning "suckas idolizing mediocre pussy", encouraging men to belittle each other for putting effort into gaining a woman's affection, thereby enabling toxic masculinity. Usually used by males of low quality, low character, and who spend most of their time on the internet instead of participating in real life.

In an effort to slightly neutralize the toxicity of this term, let me clarify that it goes both ways. Women, too, can be "SIMPs" in a different way.

S-istas

I-dolizing

M-ediocre

P-enis
Janet was putting a lot of effort into her deadbeat, loser boyfriend, who did nothing but play video games all day with his bros, masturbate to pictures of Instagram thots, and never take her out on a date. She changed her SIMP ways when she raised her self esteem, dumped him, and found a real man who was not afraid to put effort into human connection instead of sitting around scrolling through TikTok with his dick in his hand.
Simp by Scrillaballz April 15, 2020
a simp is the lowest level of all society they do things to please wamen. a simp complements wamen.
Joe told his friends about a simp that he pooped on.
Simp by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 15, 2020
if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,

you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )
"you see cooper he is such a simp"
"ew, yea"
simp by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020
A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".
simp by Homer Jay Simp April 16, 2020
Weird ass motherfucker who tries to impress other girls at the expense of his dignity
Chris: Baby you’re my star, my moon, my earth, my universe!
Ashley: Simp!
Simp by gherbo69420 April 16, 2020