A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
Get the Squashed Fruit Saladmug. A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.
by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020
Get the 5-Bean Saladmug. Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.
That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Hot Summer Saladmug. When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016
Get the Colombian Salad Dressingmug. "Holly shit john is a west cost salad. He just won't shut up."
"He is a huge bitch"
A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.
"He is a huge bitch"
A west coast salad is a bitch so powerful none can stop the tsunami of bitchy they creat.
by Robert the frost February 1, 2017
Get the west coast saladmug. Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010
Get the Joke Bird Saladmug. by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006
Get the hot weiner saladmug.