Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022

Alley Red

An Alley Red is a loose brick that you sometimes see in an alley ways of old brick buildings.

She was so angry with him for cheating, she threw an Alley Red through his windshield.

by Wilsun Coyet October 11, 2021

so red

A phrase used in a derogatory or complimentary way to insult or praise one or more rednecks for their actions or belongings.

The way Jimmy drives his house is so red.
Billie's mullet is so red, I wonder who did it?

by Oak Ridge Boy January 24, 2020

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 4, 2007

red rod

red rod is when a guy preffers to fuck women that are ragging(haveing there period)

he likes to fuck em on the rag,i bet hes got a red rod

by big e 6996 March 5, 2010

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

Red Rhonda

A bitch with a stank ass tuna smelling twat with all sorta infections and std's.

Jamal: "damn tyron i met this bitch up in tha club"
Tyron: "yea"
Jamal: "when i got her in the rest room the bitch dropped her panties i was like fuck dat, bitch gotsa red rhonda."

P.s. (easy girl that does it in the bathrooms are known as b's)

by Missy in N Michigan April 29, 2007