thotelious prime

Had sex with 370+ men also known as your dad. Ex/ jason civale had sex with 1009 men

A woman that had sex with 370+ men. Thotelious prime is a thot that has sex with men constantly

by Jason's small wang March 27, 2016

Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star September 9, 2016

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

Evan Primavera

one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !

wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him

by evanananan November 8, 2016

ashfire prime

One of the many Quotevians on a mystical site in the majestic corner of the internet called Quotev. It is said that it is impossible to find nor create a meme for this name.

Guy1: How would you even make a meme for that?!
Guy2: Idk, maybe Ash Ketchum on fire while standing next Optimus Prime
Guy1: That's the closest thing to an AshFire Prime meme I've seen yet

by IvyD November 29, 2016

Dr.Priest

1. Priest is always right.

2. If Priest isn't right then No 1. takes place.

If Dr.Priest says that animals don't feel pain, then animals don't feel pain.

If Dr.Priest says he is smarter than someone, then he is smarter than someone.
If Dr.Priest says he won, then he won.

And if Dr.Priest says he has a big dick, then he has a big dick.

by MOOSEWITHDUCKS June 2, 2017

Cuntimous Prime

An individual hellbent on being right, go to such means as emotionally manipulating those he disagrees with and gaslighting them with a cordial facade of douchery. All in all, a total cunt.

Did you see how this fellow handled being criticized? Total cuntimous prime

by Supermensch June 22, 2017