Post-Hardcore Kid 

Self righteous, ray ban wearing, hair slicking, elitists in a music scene, who see themselves as superior to everyone around them. Generally, they don't play in bands, or if they did it was several years ago and they are resting on the laurels of their mediocre success. See everyone around them as inferior and fake, despite the likelihood that the people they are targeting are more genuine than the Post-Hardcore Kid. The kind of pompous shit heads that taint music scenes.

Post-Hardcore Kid:

You don't like (insert band here) you're a fucking poser

Kid:

Uh ok

Post-Hardcore Kid by Pissed Off Steve September 8, 2013

post-funk 

To come back to the place where you held your pre-funk or your final destination of the evening and attempt to revive the party by drinking the remainder of your booze (if there's any to be found). Very easy to do in a drunken stupor!

Sue: We should blow this joint and post-funk at my pad!
Lisa: But I'm already shit-faced!!
Sue: Fuck that! We're taking shots!

post-funk by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

Post-it 

While having intercourse, you withdraw and ejaculate on your palm then slap your partner in the face with your ejaculate smeared hand.

Wow, you just gave me a post-it. We're breaking up.

Post-it by Douglas DeLongpre March 11, 2005

Post-Pwned 

When Something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.

May 21st: Hey tonight's party is going to be next Monday because most people can't make it.
May 27th: Hey, we're just going to wait till June 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
June 4th: Sorry you drove all the way out there. I forgot to text you that we moved it to June 10th.
<response> I've been post-pwned!

Post-Pwned by that guy you never talk to July 7, 2011

post-blowjob desire 

The feeling you get that makes you want to have sex right after a blowjob.

I had the post-blowjob desire to have sex right after my girlfriend sucked my cock.

post-blowjob desire by uaintmoil January 22, 2012

post-poon depression 

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

post-poon depression by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016

Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

Post-Fartum Depression by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018