to paint houses 

mobster jargon for killing someone.

Boss: "I heard you like to paint houses."
Thug: "Yes, and I do my own carpentry as well."
Boss: "Excellent

to paint houses by Pete Dick February 17, 2008

Poo Painter 

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

Poo Painter by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Pint 

A whole bottle of codiene

whos got the plug for a pint

Pint by Allstarsafari May 22, 2016

awesomeness points

A way of winning a game that you are losing at terribly

Friend: I'm beating you by 20 points
You: Not for long you're not, i award myself 35 awesomeness points for being awesome.

awesomeness points by cheater cheater lambchop eater August 10, 2006

Pinkie Points 

what a guy really looks to earn by doing good deeds in hopes of gettin laid.

i'm gonna move this heavy dresser like my girl wants me to. maybe i'll earn enough pinkie points to finally get lucky or @ least get me a coochie coupon

Pinkie Points by junewho February 8, 2009

Performance Points 

This Is The Points In The Game Osu!
It Is Obtained By Playing Maps,
Short For Performance Points Is PP

I played Two Maps And Got 75 Performance Points IN Total

Performance Points by SspeedPlayzHD July 28, 2020

Paid a thousand life points 

Describing of a person conducting an act of extreme stupidity which turns a favorable event extremely unfavorable.

Oh my God, you retard! What you did is just like the time when Jeff paid a thousand life points, destroyed everything on the field, drew a Heavy Storm, and lost the game for us.

Paid a thousand life points by Larry Lee January 9, 2009