Chinese Piledriver 

Noung, (Chi-Neez Pile-Drive-Er) The act of performing a "69" (Mutual Simultaneous Oral sex) whilst standing up, holding the woman upside down as she performs fllatio. Moments before orgasm the male slides the woman down, sitting on her face, thus shoving her nose into his stinky cum-button.

Pat gave Matt a chinese piledriver for his birthday

Chinese Piledriver by Yeehaw January 20, 2004

a pipe 

Large Penis

Trust me I know how to lay the pipe.

a pipe by Vandal November 12, 2003

Twist-A-Pipe 

The long tube looking pipe with a ball end that Hemet, CA kids (and tweakers world wide) light and twist to smoke their crack rocks.

Tom Cruise needs to lay off that twist-a-pipe fo sho!

Twist-A-Pipe by Tom&Lindsay December 27, 2008

piedmontero

to coax an old homeless bitch up to your apartment for sex in exchange for a mars bar, you must have sex with boxing gloves on. to communicate with her use her notepad, because of course, she is deaf and mute. alright

i was stuck for a ride so i went for the old piedmontero , i am itching like a mofo, but i kept her notepad as a momento

piedmontero by buckins May 16, 2006

Crack Pipe Pete 

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.

Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."

Crack Pipe Pete by MonsterDipper88 October 20, 2008

Steam Pipe 

The homosexual act of one man farting into another man's ass.

Garrett, did you really just Steam Pipe Tim in the ass?

Steam Pipe by Mike161 November 17, 2011

Lead Pipe 

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

Lead Pipe by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017