Red egg

Grabing your testicle like a bouquet of flowers and give a light slap till red.

I requested a red egg from the friendly dominatrix parlor at the mall.

by Dnice456 January 11, 2022

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Red Warpaint

The use of blood and fecal matter as face paint after a rough anal sex session.

After I wrecked Christie’s asshole, I put my finger in her but and used the mess as Red Warpaint on her face

by WittyJ April 28, 2021

red sox

the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhh YANKEES SUCK!

by seans March 4, 2007

Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

red neck

adjective, noun. Word used to describe rural Americans or things associated with them and implies haveing lower standards of income and education. Includes but is not limited to those who live in the Appalacian Mountain Range, the Deep South, and the Mid West. Coined during the West Virgina Mine Wars were mine workers tied red bandanas around there neck as a form of uniform during mine strikes.

We don't want to drive by that red neck trailer park.

Jebb's a red neck from south Alabama.

by Lupinpanzer March 2, 2009

Red Rhonda

A bitch with a stank ass tuna smelling twat with all sorta infections and std's.

Jamal: "damn tyron i met this bitch up in tha club"
Tyron: "yea"
Jamal: "when i got her in the rest room the bitch dropped her panties i was like fuck dat, bitch gotsa red rhonda."

P.s. (easy girl that does it in the bathrooms are known as b's)

by Missy in N Michigan April 29, 2007