Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 April 17, 2018

Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.

Nathan Peterman is a Dan Fish

by BarackObamaOfficial September 01, 2019

Dan Klim

Kid failing to pass 6 form who steals toy cars off kids.

Dan klim has completely wasted my time and cannot be trusted!

by UncleSteven February 14, 2019

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 06, 2023

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

dans ma trousse

The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...

French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."

by glebus June 17, 2024

The Palm of Dan

The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.

My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.

by T-Rail March 27, 2007