Machine

Something that is part of a larger, collective machine.

That guy smashing the bottles over his head to feel something is a machine, he's a clown.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2021

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

popcorn machine

A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)

1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!

by cdcdncid July 30, 2019

Mac Machine

Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)

That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!

by Harm211 May 14, 2018

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Machine Gun Swiping

Swiping "like" on dating apps so fast with no regard for the profile. The objective is to get matches, then read and look at profiles.

Ex 1: Sorry, I'm not interested in you. I was machine gun swiping and you got caught in the crossfire.

Ex 2: Why did you match with that Fugly?

- I was machine gun swiping

by Ricotis November 12, 2021

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018