Penis Gobble

V. Quickly eating, nibbling, or devouring in a limited amount of time on ones penis. Not a desired sexual transaction, unless that is, he or she that is performing the gobbling is dressed as an ass goblin.

"I'm going to penis gobble like it's Thanksgiving"
"While I gobble on your penis, I'll be dressed like an ass goblin"
"Hey bro, kevin gobbled my penis last night"

by PenisGobbler8=====DO: August 14, 2009

Frostbite Penis

When outside running or doing outside activities in the cold and the penis becomes cold and painfully rigid. Tingling sensation may occur.

"Man, at cross country this morning I got a bad case of frostbite penis!"

by Country Girl Nimba1 January 20, 2009

penis breath

A condition that develops during the act of oral sex, usually lasting under an hour depending on amount of ejaculate one has had in their mouth. This is a normal condition and should not require medical attention unless chronic penis breath develops. Usually clears up with two Altoids, or in serious cases, brush your teeth, floss, use mouthwash, and then forget it.

See also: Breath Cancer.

I have penis breath even though I didn't swallow. He had the worst tasting cum ever.

by metalslut July 4, 2019

Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis

Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis

by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020

Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!

I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis

Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike

by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009