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Penis Brothers

Penis Brothers are two men who take their flaccid penises and tie them together in a knot. Then they have to wait for them both to be erect for ultimate penis bro’s experience.
Yeah Oliver and Jonny are penis brothers
by BentBoi April 24, 2020
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Penis Enthusiast

noun. One with great love or appreciation for penis.
Eve loved penis to such an extent that she was known throughout the land as a penis enthusiast.
by JoeBiden1776 August 14, 2011
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Imran penis

A person with the name Imran who automatically has a small penis also used to describe someone with a small penis and denies that they do

The smallest shit you'll probably see in your entire life.

Some consider a person with the Imran penis to be women but it is not confirmed yet
Used as a synonym (Imran penis) to saying someone has a micropenis
Joe: you're a cunt
Peter: well you probably got a Imran penis
by UserVetTrill November 7, 2020
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mike penis

a Man so legendary he was named after his Fathers Penis
Mike Penis is named after his Father Mike
by MC Niggerman December 26, 2020
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penis noggin

A more polite way to call someone a dickhead.
Good sir, I am sorry to say you are in fact a penis noggin.
by The Great Rando July 14, 2002
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Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!
I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!
by NIKKEN September 7, 2021
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Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
by riga1tony May 27, 2009
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