Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.
by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019
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Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.
Hey Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
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Johnny

A person with a 10 inch cock that can fuck yo bitch and steal any bitch he wants
Bro Johnny fuck my girlfriend with his 10 inch cock
by 7z23i April 12, 2022
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johnny j

An absolute stud, fattest cock around and is loved by everyone he meets. good friends with almost everyone and can always make you smile.

still a DILF though
by kindersuprise October 29, 2020
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Johnny time

A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.

Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024
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Pulling a johnnie

Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.
by ac91 May 14, 2013
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Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.
Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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