monkey land

A special place full of monkeys and land

Woah that a cool Monkey land wonder if Jacobs there

by Melon238 January 8, 2021

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.

Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?

by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 2, 2017

stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.

If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?

by DJRayRay December 1, 2017

Mattress Monkey

A prostitute that works in the truck stop parking lots.

The mattress monkeys are out tonight.

by Heavyhauler March 28, 2017

Chewing the monkey

When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.

"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."

by iTzMaGiK May 8, 2017