Skip to main content

dean rusk middle school 

Prison. Hell in earth. Crippling depression. Is so bad. Get the poor children out of that hell hole.

This school is full of pretentious assholes. Contains a creepy coach and a homophobic one. Sooo much suicidal children. They are depriving the poor children of arms and water. If you're even seen with a waterbottle you're shot on site. No escape, you are trapped.
Person: Did you go to Dean Rusk Middle School?
Other person: Yup, and now I got crippling depression!
Random other person: big oof
dean rusk middle school mug front
Get the dean rusk middle school mug.
See more merch

Pyle Middle School 

Rich Middle School filled with wimpy kids who think they're really tough. Lots of jocks, nerds and sluts. Kids are lamer and less tough than nearby Westland and North Bethesda, but at least not as gay as Landon. Mostly white and jewish or just filthy stinking rich. many wannabe skaters and emo kids. School administrators all have sticks up their asses, few relaxed teachers. Way uptight.
Westland kid: Hey, wanna try some weed?
Pyle middle school kid: No, that's bad for you. They told us that in health class.


North Bethesda girl: lets do it
Pyle middle school kid: Awesome! okay.. how does this work again?

Medford Memorial Middle School 

Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...
We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.

Creekwood middle school 

Despite names like " geekwood" creekwood middle is the funnest school in the district home to great men like coach mallory who provides a phisical edge and mr.winiki who actually cares about his school and his students it's rival is riverwood middle school:home to rich stoners and hot white girls, creekwoods other neighboring school: which is full of blacks,cholos, and the slutty girls is kingwood middle school. Creekwood middle school, where it's cool to be a colt
Teacher: you can listen to your iPods if you want
Student: Bitch! I listen to my iPod when I wants to
Teacher: I will give you a demerit if you don't behave
Prinicible: darn you child I will call your mother if you don't conduct yourself at creekwood middle school
Creekwood middle school by Jireeh February 8, 2009

WillowCreek middle school

A school located in Portage Indiana, WillowCreek is slightly larger than their arch-rivals, Fegley. Housing nearly 1000 students WillowCreek mainly consists of preppy kids wearing Aeropastle,Hollister,Ambercrombie and Fitch clothes. There are a handful of kids who follow the "emo" trend. The rest of the student body consists mainly of white/hispanic kids acting "gangsta" and trying to look cool by cursing. Most kids at Willowcreek even the goody-two-shoe advanced placement kids have done drugs (weed) or alchohal.
P1: Hey dude *slaps back* How's it going at WillowCreek middle school?
P2: Same old, same old man just trying to escape WillowCreek alive while in gym... if I have to run around the track one more time...

Sycamore Middle School 427 

Awful. Just awful. Don’t ever go here. Kids vaping in bathrooms, kids running from police and dean, LOADS of bullies, and they don’t do anything about it! Our teacher gave us loads of recognition points and we had to go up 9 to see a movie. My friend and I went up at least 14 but we’re not going. 7th grade doesn’t listen to ANYONE. Its just plain awful. Technology is outdated as hell! Teachers are strict!
Sycamore Middle School 427 is hella gay

Dunloggin Middle School 

it just sux here. we have tons of sucky teachers. we have an assistant principle who is a wildebeast, a spanish teacher who plays with dolls, a evil english teacher who has a giant mole and bald spot. and no matter what u do... u get caught
student: hey, we should write storys about frotgrub
student2: yeah sure, we just leave them anonymous and give them to people! how could we get caught

wildebeast: we found a binder the other day that had some rather disturbing messages on it. can you explain these?

spanish teacher: i like to play with myself and my dolls!

english teacher: BWAHAHAHAA