how bad can i be

A line from the 2012 Universel Pictures and Illumination Lorax during the Onceler's song "How Bad Can I Be?"

Me: Hey have you seen How Bad Can I Be?
Him: Yes

by Imthehamman May 24, 2023

can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012

can I get a piece

slang for "can i fuck you please?"

damn shes hot, i wonder if i can get a piece?

by p c April 26, 2004

all-you-can-eat

A marketing term that is used to lure people into eating at a buffet.

Let's go to the buffet! It's all-you-can-eat!

by FunkyGoodThyme June 6, 2005

open a can of whup ass

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003

Can you feel it?

This phrase is used heavily with the surprise anal strategies due to its durability. This phrase can be used/found in almost every conversation.

Guy: “Babe, I’m in your ass”
Girl: “What?! No way!”
Guy: “Oh, can you feel it?” Then just jam it in her ass

by Saxon101 June 23, 2019

Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.

Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.

by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017