Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010

a frozen dick in his hand

left with nothing

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

hi my name is trent

and i got a basketball game tomorrow

Trent: hi my name is Trent
Zach: Hi!
Trent: I got a basketball game tomorrow
Zach: Ok

by rsadhahcajxjaj January 11, 2021

Swirling Around in His Urn

The way cremated people express shock and disgust. Similar to spinning in one's grave.

Gossip queen #1: Old man Wilson would be spinning in his grave if he new his daughter married a negress.
Gossip queen #2: Wasn't he cremated?
Gossip queen #1: That's right, he'd be swirling around in his urn if he knew his daughter was scissoring a black chick.

by Dikalottapus September 3, 2013

Devil breaks his leg

Russian phrase mostly used to describe places that are really hard to get to/get through

This road is so broken that the devil breaks his leg

by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 21, 2021

to give the devil his due

Even the wicked noun should be given the credit due to him

In spite of all his wickedness,he has helped you;the devil should be given his due

To give the devil his due

by Ankiy January 28, 2021

stop eating his ear!

Something you scream at your friend that you just found out is a cannibal.

Hey you, stop eating his ear!

by shmurp June 12, 2017