by CoolMintman11 March 03, 2021
big cock all the girls want him is an amazing boy he is funny, nice, handsome, and protective General is the type of guy who helps out other but doesn’t want anyone’s help he helps others with their depression and their love life General is also the type of person to hide his emotions he puts on two faces on face for his inappropriate friends and than another face which is extremely nice he is a very secretive person he hides everything from people he knows he can’t trust he doesn’t open up easily, General is a very faithful person he doesn’t cheat on girl even if they cheat on him, don’t get me wrong if u break his heart he won’t just forgive u like nothing happened, General may be nice but if u say something beyond him holding his rage back he will throw back some true fire, General has an extremely high chance of becoming famous statewide he is a guy who will be wealthy.
Perfect Guy for sex. Big penis, perfect sex partner
girl i've found me an General his penis is huge.
girl i've found me an General his penis is huge.
by KieshawithAc November 04, 2020
General is when you have special time! If ya catch my drift *wink*, you also do it when your not muted in the general voice channel in discord.
Now, let's say that your mom walks in the room and you hide the evidence fast enough, she asks "What are you doing?" you can say "General!" instead of "i beat my meat mother."
Now, let's say that your mom walks in the room and you hide the evidence fast enough, she asks "What are you doing?" you can say "General!" instead of "i beat my meat mother."
by itsboogie February 26, 2024
by NuhNumer August 07, 2019
The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 25, 2024
A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024