company family

The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.

@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock

by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023

Family Feud

You have 10 dudes to gangbang a girl where all of them cum inside of her. And you wait 2 months and see who the Father of the baby is.

I invited my friends over to play family feud with my girlfriend.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Legion Family

A family of people who wish they were cool so they call themselves "Legion Families"

Guy 1: Hi I am from a Legion Family!
Guy 2: Get a life..

by DontCare Cowboy June 28, 2011

I grew up in a middle class family

Kamala’s favorite response to an important question without actually providing anything of value to the conversation.

“Vice president Harris, many people say that you openly denigrated the Republicans on multiple occasions.”
“Well look, firstly I grew up in a middle class family”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2024

The Goode Family

A short-lived American adult animated television sitcom that originally aired on ABC from May 27 to August 7, 2009. The series was created by Mike Judge, the creator of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head and Fox's King of the Hill, and follows the life of an environmentally responsible but obsessive family.

The Goode Family is the worst show on ABC.

by SPrice1980 April 29, 2022

Family

Its when a man and a woman do "it" and have kids and they form a family. They stand for each other they care for each other. And that is a family

I love my family

by use code 69 June 9, 2021

Family

People connected either biologically or by strong feelings of love and acceptance. Not strictly between a parent and a child but also between two lovers or two friends.

Family is often much more complicated that it might be thought to be.

by Im worth it June 4, 2020