wilkie eye

The same as boss eyed but one eye only - or lazy eye

He has a Wilkie eye - you can't tell if he is looking at you or someone else.

by Buttervant July 27, 2016

Funny Eyes

The effects of illicit drug use. A glazed look, often accompanied by tears and redness. The afflicted can often appear unsteady and suspiciously happy.

I'm not going to insert city/town/street, there's funny eyes.

by Chappers82 January 29, 2019

Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.

Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.

by Salem. April 7, 2010

saddlebag with eyes

Used to describe the face of a person who through age, weathering or too much time in the tanning salon has become over leathery.

I really used to fancy that check out woman from Tesco's however it appears that she must have bought a sunbed for herself and used it constantly for the past 3 months. She served me the other day and her face was like a saddlebag with eyes.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 15, 2017

sand in the eyes

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY PLANS

sand in the eyes

you will never get my plans
*runs away*

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016

Spicy Eye

When you have just eaten spicy food and without thinking rub or touch your eye(s), causing the capsaicin to induce an extreme burning discomfort.

"I rubbed my watering eyes after eating hot wings, and now I have SPICY EYE!"

by HeywoodJabloemi August 17, 2018