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eye-f*cking by Lost N. Space February 1, 2009
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Eyebrow Soprano
A soprano (usually in a middle to high school choir) who shows the audience how high her voice is going by raising her eyebrows to extreme heights.
"Stop raising your eyebrows during the high parts!" the choir director yelled. "I don't want any eyebrow sopranos."
Guy #1: Dude, that note's a high G!
Guy #2: Yeah, I can tell because of the eyebrow sopranos.
Guy #1: Dude, that note's a high G!
Guy #2: Yeah, I can tell because of the eyebrow sopranos.
Eyebrow Soprano by Oyashiro-sama May 12, 2011
Eye Dots
n. Any grouping of physical bumps or blemishes underneath the eyes. Often rough and bumpy to the touch, eye dots are an unpleasant sight to all people and can usually be seen from a moderate distance. White is the most common color for eye dots.
Austin: What the fuck are those unsightly things under Nick's eyes?
Tommy: Oh, those are eye dots. They're really gross.
Raffi: Why doesn't he get rid of them?
Tommy: I have no idea.
Mark: They really gross me out.
Tommy: Oh, those are eye dots. They're really gross.
Raffi: Why doesn't he get rid of them?
Tommy: I have no idea.
Mark: They really gross me out.
Eye Dots by Superber12 October 14, 2011
Eynesbury
When London had lot's of undesirable types to get rid of back in the fifties and sixties, they thought the best thing to do was build a load of houses designed by two people who hated each other, made to last twenty years, up the A1 a bit in a place where you could fit the existing gene pool on a postage stamp and call it Eynesbury. They succeded in injecting some new racist, bigotted blood into families that had never travelled more than half a mile or married outside of their own little corner of Cambridgeshire. God forbid you tell any Eynesbury resident they live in St Neots(the town that Eynesbury is officially a suberb of) they'd knock your teeth out, although at least then you'd be a step nearer looking like a local. It is a unique mix of inbreeding and small mindedness that beggars belief, even the local pikeys stay in nowadays afraid at what they could become!
Long live mis-spelt tattoos, benefit fraud, giros and pubs that open all day, I'm off to produce some horrible kids, get me a bigger council drum in Eynesbury!
Eynesbury by ILoveEynesbury October 25, 2011