douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....

by raiderjason October 30, 2011

Douche Magoo

A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.

Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo

by Honk Honk June 17, 2022

Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Douche Purse

Douche Purse is the same meaning but is referred as the female version of the term "douche bag".

"Katie is such a douche purse. I hate it when she uses my curling iron."

by xxHouse82xx August 19, 2013

douche barrel

The same as a douche bag but bigger or worse.

This douche barrel sucks.

by crazy ando February 26, 2009

douche beard

A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.

I love Andy Samberg but I wish he'd get a proper beard or get rid of his douche beard

by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022