douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing

Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."

by trouble128 February 3, 2010

Douche Bag

Kanye West.

Did you see that interview with Matt Laure and Douche Bag?

by AshHole13 November 14, 2010

douche bag

| dü sh - bag |

noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.

noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.

ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia

That Scottsdale thirty-thousand dollar millionaire just cut me in line; What a douche bag.

by ACSDORS October 8, 2011

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014