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Ding-dong Kitty

The PG word for sex. “Ding-dong” is for dick, while “kitty” is for pussy.
“Yo! I just had sex!”
Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 24, 2021
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Dong d’oeuvre

Dong d’oeuvre (n.) /dɔ̃ dœvʁ/ — A hands-free, body-based food presentation in which an edible item (usually creamy and/or spreadable) is served directly from the erect penis of a consenting human, intended to be consumed by another party with direct contact.
— You bringing appetizers?
Yeah, just one. A dong d’oeuvre.
by poplar_method August 1, 2025
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ding-dong

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time
by smerra December 8, 2021
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dong song

Music that enhances sexual intercourse.
We tried having sex with that dong song. I have to say it worked.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.
Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
by Wagmatt January 20, 2025
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The biggest fangirl with the best sense of humour you will ever meet.
She's crazy over that DJ, she's such a Talya Fama Llama Ding Dong Dolan Garrix
by Lifithellama September 7, 2016
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