digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 7, 2021

sumo disease

A disease in when you go to a live stream and flood the chat because you want to talk to the streamer and or because you're wanting to help them, or possible you're obsessed with the game that the streamer is streaming.

JoshOfAllTrades: *Does 1 thing*
Steve, With Sumo Disease: Hey you can go through the thing and then to the place with the rocks a-... babble babble

by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018

Spag disease

Spag is a disease made in a lab by an evil scientist from Argentina. It can be injected, taken through pills, and even rubbed all over your body, and if one of these happens you will become infected and the result of the infection is permanently becoming morbidly obese.

“GAWDAMN HE MUST HAVE SPAG”
“Poor guy has spag disease ”

by Mrbigga April 27, 2023

diseaseous

Bound to give you a disease if in contact or consumed.

Eating maggot cheese is diseaseous.
Or
That landfill is diseaseous, don’t touch anything!

by JSlice! June 29, 2019

Dashboard Disease

Someone who continually ditches there best friends to ride around in someone's car who they barely know.

Hey wheres ....?? Shes in ....'s car again. Shes caught dashboard disease.

by 121madman121 September 28, 2009

puddle disease

When a person is addicted to using drugs in the form of a puddle, whether its smoking, or injecting.

Jenny had the puddle disease since she was 14 when she started smoking shards, and now she bangs em.

by Cloud Sniper February 21, 2014

Thelap's Disease

The compulsive disorder of chatting shit for absolutely no reason. Perhaps for oneself's entertainment purposes, sometimes it just comes up and when it does it's unstoppable.

Hey man you're chatting so much shit, i think you've got Thelap's disease

by hmmidk321 August 21, 2017