Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Living Disease

Another name for the curse of existence

My parents gave me living disease

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 19, 2018

Lames Disease

A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.

Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.

by RBSmoove March 12, 2018

Gay Disease

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Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.

by World Wide Government July 20, 2023

Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.

Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.

by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Crone's disease

An irritation/inflammation-based affliction of the ears and stomach caused by watching too many Neil Crone movies.

I should have known better than to binge-watch The Ridonculous Race --- hearing Dwayne's nasally prattle for eight hours straight has given me a major case of Crone's disease.

by QuacksO April 8, 2017