Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends

(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful

by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023

Dr. Yap

when someone be yapping so much it’s like they got a phd for it

Person 1: man so like I uh this uhm like y’know…

Person 2: Man u acting like u dr. Yap rn

by Yapologist professor December 18, 2023

Dr O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"FUCK DR O IN ALL OF HIS HOLIOS!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

Dr ingate

Headteacher for a school full of wankers

“damn, Dr ingate sure does run a shithole”

by John Sunflower Seeds April 13, 2023

Dr O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski. Dr. Whatever's Round Is Oski.

"Fuck Dr O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

Dr Coomer

Full name: Dr. Coomer PhD.

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"

by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023

Dr. Doofing

When looks could kill

Pandabuy haul came in, I been Dr. Doofing.

by drdoof23434 April 20, 2023