Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
Get the cunt clown mug.When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.
You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.
by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012
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1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler...
2) Rhonda, I think you are going to miss your train back to Cunt County.
3) "Hey Josh, why was that girl so mean to you?"
"I dunno jarrod, i guess she was born and raised in Cunt County"
by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008
Get the Cunt County mug.A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
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