Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit

“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”

by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021

Butthole Cracker Wacker

someone who makes you mad and is a butthole cracker wacker

OMG SHUT UP BUTTHOLE CRACKER WACKER

by morrrr September 2, 2022

Graham Cracker Knees

When someone's knees are made out of graham (i.e. their ligaments are easily torn and/or broken)

Wow! D. Rose has graham cracker knees.

RGIII is injured again? Must be due to his graham cracker knees.

by tooleeky November 25, 2014

stood on your cracker

To do something stupid

I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?

by Annebath August 19, 2018

graham cracker finish

ancient dance move used in high school's across northern new jersey

Lenny won the dance battle with his graham cracker finish.

by flavafebvre October 23, 2017

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

chocolate chip cracker

The offspring of a black Jew and a white gigilo.

James: Ha ha! Look at Adam, what a chocolate chip cracker!

by Glomwill April 24, 2008