Collin

Some refer to as "Collin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Superman, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.
" Your S.O.L."

"Oh shit, I slept with Collin’s women

by Meawtastic November 21, 2021

Collin

The coolest guy there is. If you find one, keep him close, because you’re lucky. Collin may usually be very charming and has a good sense of humor. Collin tends to be very optimistic and strong-willed. Collin is a big people person and can get along with almost anyone.

Hey have you seen Collin today?

Yes! He is so cute and funny!

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Colin

The guy that girls like for no reason lol no reason good at sports but always someone better just okay you know not good but not bad

“Oh that’s Colin?”

by Poor little food November 21, 2021

Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

by biddersss November 21, 2021

Collin

Some nigga who would fuck ur mom in an instant. Fucked Zeus's mother while he was tied up watching and crying for me to stop

Damn that nigga has a big cock he must be a Collin

by URMXMSBIGBLACKBXYFRIEND November 22, 2021

Collin

Some Nigga who would fuck your mom in an instant. He is wanted for 8 war crimes and fucked Zeus's wife right in front of him while he was tied up and begging for him to stop

That nigga has a huge cock and looks dangerous, he's probably a named Collin.

by URMXMSBIGBLACKBXYFRIEND November 22, 2021

Collin

A true alpha male with a big heart. Always looking to help others in need and loves animals. Unlike many other men, he is neither a simp nor a horny bastard. He respects all races and has never made a racist remark. He condemns fat shaming and is a well mannered cultured man who does not use vulgarities against others. Furthermore, he has a great temper and does not rage easily.

Last but not least, he has a massive shlong.

girl#1 hey babe i hooked up with this random dude yesterday and his sausage was so small 😡
girl#2 LOL how small was it?

girl#1 like 2.5cm ?? *sobs*
girl#2 GIRL u need a collin in ur life. he never fails to disappoint

by mr paul tan 69 November 22, 2021