If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

The imposter is coming

when the imposter comes he will kill you and you might die from the sussy imposter amog us

THE IMPOSTER IS COMING LOLOLOL he WILL DIE YOU LOLLOL

by stop acting skibidi November 7, 2023

Come Outside

When someone does something succesfully, one of their competitors will be told to "come outside

(After Holjund hat-tick)
"Haaland come outside".

by ThePigeonGuy November 12, 2023

Thanks For Coming

The last response you will hear before auto pilot is engaged .. this phrase is accompanied by the Term “ Do Well” and a firm handshake ..

Usually Given To Person who have banged the bend to hard .

Mario told Ashton Thanks For Coming After He Stumbled To The Bar For A Next Drink .

by Town242 December 3, 2022

Come guaguas

(Spanish for "baby eater")

Chilean term used mostly during the Pinochet regime to mock communists in the joking belief that they ate babies

-Did you hear of the protest going out right now in the city?

-Yea, but it's just full of come guaguas doing their thing

by PorotoConRienda December 11, 2022

Stupido come pino

Significa che hai seri problemi mentali.

Ciao, sei stupido come pino.

by gamer0990 December 12, 2022

Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022