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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.
Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!
by Saaks June 25, 2021
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your ass is clapping

" your ass is clapping that is not even true"
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Clapped

Kyle: Oi bruv ur bear clapped init
Heaven-li: what does clapped mean
Kyle: it means ur clapped, ill set ur hair on fire
by Kneecap bloke May 10, 2018
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Clapped the fuck out

Gah damn, is that chick clapped the fuck out or what?
by FuzzBumper March 2, 2021
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Clapped

To be way more higher than usual (smoking weed)
I smoked 6 blunts yesterday and i was clapped
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Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
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clap

thy clappedge of thy cheeks otherwise referred to as the calppedge of thy shaft
howdy my homie i would like to clap thy cheeks
by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019
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