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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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The plebian circle

The plebian circle is a worldwide group that consists of people from the countries of: Lebanon, USA, Kuwait, Canada and, Saudi Arabia. The group has gone from many renames including: Faggotville, Diddy party list, The black party and, Diddy afterparty
Person 1 “yo lowkey the plebian circle is so dumb” person 2 OMG YOU ACTUAL TWINK THE PLEBIAN CIRLCE IS THE BEST THING EVER
by Bol3sss August 20, 2025
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Brown Town Circle Round

When you cirlce something around a persons anus like a penis or finger
Hey I was with my girl last night and gave her that brown town circle round
by JediMasterBader September 1, 2025
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A Medusa Circle

Done in a group. Put vodka up everyone’s ass and have them all shit it put into a pitcher. Pour large shot glasses from the pitcher for each person, then have them all take the shot for them. While everyone is hammered, do a ball and chain 69 until everyone throws up everywhere. Then everyone does snow angles in a circle in the vomit pile. The heat generated from the friction will harden the vomit until everyone becomes stone.
This house foundation is as solid as a Medusa Circle aftermath
by A sevant October 30, 2025
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Fat Guy In A Circle

When someone does something embarrassing in front of a crowd or a large amount of people, typically something controversial.
The fat guy in a circle just bitch slapped that black guy for no reason whatsoever!
by EggNausea777 December 27, 2025
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Nairobi knitting circle

Where three or more people sit naked on the floor, toes interlocked, while pleasuring themselves and making clocking noises
My wife and I participated in a nairobi knitting circle with two other couples last night
by chops1015 January 16, 2026
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The first law of the Circle of life

this law states that all fighting is push to the same sex to protect the way of life of all humansapians /humanoids races throughout the entire universe and earth . because opposite sex needs to mate and have babies to continue life on earth for every next generation there after. and same sex genders can't have babies or sex together. so those people who really love to fight...keep it to the same sex because you provoke so many people to fighting for you so it don't end all life on every world and piss off ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL who created it all and make all his precious work to go to waste and make an everlasting divine punishment that won't ever cease.
the first law of the circle of life must always be upheld regardless of your feelings being superior to the opposite sex. it's not a rivalry it's a team. i have spoken this judgement, if you do not uphold it and abide it. don't cry to my or my FATHER GOD to fix things that you can't ever fix and always will regret.
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