carpetbagger

A girl who turns out to be worth dating. The opposite of a scalywag, a carpetbagger generally has a good sense of morals, esteem, and beauty that make her worth dating.

He got bagged by that carpetbagger.
Hell yeah . . . take her out dude! She's a definite carpetbagger.

by JordanP January 6, 2006

Carpé

Like the thin pancakes

Dude bro roll my Carpé like you'd roll a joint.

by Kush6969 March 16, 2017

Carpetbagger

anything; miscellaneous; randomness

you stinkin carpetbagger!!!!

by CARPETBAGGER #2 February 17, 2008

Sabrina carpenter

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

Carpediem

A Runescape word for the best clan out there. Also known as seizing the day, raping children.

"Dude Jimmy, I'm so ready to Carpediem some kids!" Said Alan. "FFS I KNOW ITS GONNA BE 1337!@!@!@!" SAID ALAN.

by Inub June 9, 2010

Carpetfagger

A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.

He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.

by Localhero June 22, 2017

CarpetMuncher

A CarpetMuncher is a person who enjoys sucking the pubic hairs on you while they suck your dick, clitoris, or asshole.

Look at that Faggot CarpetMunching that guy.... LMAO WHAT A CARPETMUNCHER

by ImNotAFUCKINGFURRY October 8, 2017