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no cap no hap

short version of pics or it didn’t happen. play onno cap” for no screencaps/screenshots.

could also be used for anti maga hats.
no cap no hap, son!”
“no cappy no happy!”
by guttagelfling December 13, 2020
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Cap

Used when someone is lying.
Rob: "Yo holmes! Crackhead mike got a real job!"
Holmes: "stop the cap my dude"
Rob: "Nah my G, i ain't cappin. Check his LinkedIN"
Holmes: LinkedIN? da fuq is that?
by katarn69 March 19, 2022
mugGet the Capmug.

Smaller Cap = Less Plastic

Smaller Cap = Less Plastic
an awesome song from BFDIA!!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

smaller cap = less plastic
i am a banana
yeah aaaaaaaaahhhhh
warning a cap is a small part that poses a choking hazard particularly for children
yeah never say never
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah
mugGet the Smaller Cap = Less Plasticmug.

hella cap

cap but more cap
P1: you're getting expelled from school.
P2: naw thats hella cap
by hal0fan May 9, 2022
mugGet the hella capmug.

cap

The normie version of kapp or kappa that originated on twitch.
Normie: Among Us is the best game in the world, no cap.
by greasycat April 5, 2021
mugGet the capmug.

cap city central

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌

Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥

Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏

Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬

Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade
by duncan harry February 26, 2024
mugGet the cap city centralmug.

Sno Cap

The act in which someone ejaculates in your beard giving the snowy effect
Bro 1: Yo, rough night last night?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, how did you notice
Bro 1: I see that sno cap
by teck deck June 23, 2019
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