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Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.
Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.
by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018
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a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
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I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok
That brandon
by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019
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Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?

Brandon is a nigerian sped
by Big_big_fat ding February 5, 2019
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ugly and nice sikkeee u thought crusty,dusty and rusty
out my face brandon
by ghostboii2121 February 6, 2019
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Brandon

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Asshole
Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool

Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.

Landon: Fuck Brandon

Everyone: Fuck Brandon
by KellyMan1212 February 7, 2019
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Brandon is a tall person who is a sack of shit and is annoying as hell. He is kind of good at sports but all around borderline retarded.
Can someone tell Brandon to stfu
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
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