Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

Lesbian Boyfriend

1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).

2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.

"He's not gay he's just a lesbian boyfriend"

by jsé February 4, 2025

Boyfriend +

When a Boyfriend gifts a piece of jewelry to their partner and talks about a life together forever, but never actually proposes. Neither makes reference to calling the other their fiancé.

Me: This is Chris. What do you think?

Friend: Wow, he is really cute. You guys seem really happy together. Have you talked about marriage?
Me: Yeah… I think he proposed but he didn’t actually ask me. . He gave me this jade bracelet, and said we were gonna be together forever, and that I didn’t have to do dishes anymore.

Friend: Is he calling you his fiancé?
Me: No, guess that makes him my Boyfriend +.

by TwoChelles February 8, 2025

boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.

Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)

by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025

Lily's Boyfriend

Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest and most awesome person ever. He is kind, smart, respectful, honest, trustworthy, cute, responsible, hard-working, handsome. He is the most amazing thing to ever happen to her, and they love each other so much.

Lily's boyfriend is so great, she is so lucky.

by LilyLovesSam February 19, 2025

Lily's Boyfriend

Lily's boyfriend is the sweetest, most awesome person ever. He is cute, funny, smart, respectful, trustworthy, super sweet, handsome, and all together amazing. She loves him so much, and the feeling is anything but mutual.

"Lily's boyfriend is great, she is so lucky to have him".

"I wish I had a boyfriend like "Lily's boyfriend"

by LilyLovesSam February 20, 2025