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Bastarding

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
by Cleinth July 23, 2012
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bastARGHds!

bastard:

1. a person who was born out of wedlock, and hence often considered an illegitimate descendant.
2. a mongrel. a biological cross between different breeds, groups or varieties.
3. a contemptible, inconsiderate, overly or arrogantly rude or spiteful person.
4. a man, a fellow, a male friend.
5. a child that does not know his or her father.
6. something extremely difficult or unpleasant to deal with.
7. a variation that is not genuine; something irregular or inferior or of dubious origin, fake or counterfeit.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

bastARGHds!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about bastards.
"bastARGHds!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com March 12, 2013
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Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.
I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
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bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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bastard shooter

The name for a penis of a man who produces many children that he does not pay child support for.
Kris calls one of his many baby mamas and says " hey do you wanna come suck on my bastard shooter tonight?"
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
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Bastardism

Someone pre-judges you and assumes you will be trouble by the way you look, even if you're incredibly laid back.
As the group entered the pub the public bristled assuming the bar staff would have no input if anything kicked off! "Hmm there's defo a strong amount of bastardism in here".
by Sazzy J March 27, 2016
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bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016
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