Skip to main content

jingle balls

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!
by chefmike February 28, 2016
mugGet the jingle ballsmug.

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.
"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)
by Wacker Man February 28, 2007
mugGet the Ball Smackersmug.

Balls in drain

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.
Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.
by Turboteebone June 26, 2017
mugGet the Balls in drainmug.

Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.
How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...
by femalecats November 13, 2011
mugGet the Ball or Dickmug.

zest ball

a mf that be too gay
Man 1 - "Matthew is such a zest ball! He crosses his legs and calls himself a slut."

Man 2 - "Fr. He the biggest zest ball out of everyone here."
by vyzr September 28, 2022
mugGet the zest ballmug.

geek ball

A game, most commonly played 1 v 1, similar to volleyball but played with a smaller and softer palm-sized ball within the confines of an office or cubicle area. Players must volley the ball back and forth while keeping the ball off the ground (any other surface is legal) and in motion.
In geek ball, there is some cooperation to the game in the hits must be returned. Due to the environment and relative lack of fitness of players, spiking is not allowed.
by Geek Ball Co-Founder August 27, 2009
mugGet the geek ballmug.

Balls to mouth

A state of great shame, reached after performing a task so poorly that you wish you could hang your head all the way into your lap.
Guy: How'd you do on that test, dude?
Dude: Oh man, I totally went balls to mouth.
Guy: Rough!
by furrysmurf February 12, 2010
mugGet the Balls to mouthmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email