A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016
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After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".
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I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.
by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019
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Jeff: I can't believe my boss, he does not have the most basic techncial understanding of what we do here!
Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
Vin: Typical management, suffering from encephalo-analitis.
by Marshall Fazione November 23, 2016
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Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
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