Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 2, 2018

Alastair Bull

Cunt

You're such an Alastair Bull you massive liverpool fan cunt

by SlutBallerStar December 29, 2018

Alaskan Firebird

When your girlfriend puts a fireball candy into her mouth, then gives you a blowjob.

Damn that bitch give me an Alaskan firebird, my dick hasen' t stopped burning

by Smokeyfingers621 December 31, 2018

Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.

Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.

by Tutorman January 8, 2019

Alaskan pipeline

The act of freezing your poop and then using it as a butt plug on your partner

It got hot and steamy in the bedroom so we decided to cool it off with an Alaskan pipeline

by Stanky panky January 23, 2019

Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 25, 2019