best buddy in bed

something or someone that you snuggle with in bed

I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.

by iambek November 9, 2019

Bed rotting

Bed rotting is usually a sign of depression or loss of energy. Given the circumstances it means you’ve been in bed for most of the day or days on end. Instead of being a good thing, this makes you feel empty and removes energy to do things; even stuff you love.

Have you done anything today?
No, I’ve been bed rotting all day.

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Shit the bed

When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.

*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.

by Pbgbnd June 5, 2025

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

by G. Dawg October 12, 2021

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021