Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
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Bed falling

When one pulls shirt over ones head and falls off the bed
I just googled bed falling and was on YouTube for hours
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Bed Lunch

A term used by the small Canadian population of Miramichi in New Brunswick to define a midnight snack.
Emily, do you want chips for a bed lunch?
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Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
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Bed farter

Ayy I was sleepin with my wifey and i was such a Bed farter
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bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.
It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.
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Bed Boogie

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!
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